Lesser Apricots: Your Much Delayed One-Hit Wonder

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Your Much Delayed One-Hit Wonder

We in Western Mass are still working through the aftermath of Hurricane Irene. For such a "non event," Irene sure made a mess of the Hilltowns.

We were fine here on our slopey bit of land. But this is what Shelburne Falls looked like on Sunday:

Credit: http://www.bradblog.com/?p=8699

Back in 1982, I thought Dexy's Midnight Runners' hit was "Come on Irene." Perfect, right?

Turns out, it's about some "Eileen" person. But it WAS a One-Hit-Wonder ...and a good one.

(To clarify, Dexys Midnight Runners did have several other hits in the UK. But in the US, this was it.)

6 comments:

Christine Murray said...: I now have that song stuck in my head! Hope you're managing ok after the hurricane.; September 1, 2011 at 3:06 PM
LisaAnn said...: Oh my gosh, that pic is crazy! I hope things are drying out for you by now... And "Come On Eileen" was definitely on the must-playlist at my wedding reception!; September 1, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Alicia Gregoire said...: Two things...
1) Your hurricane and our hurricane were totally different.
2) LOVE Come On Eileen, especially when people at karaoke try to sing it drunk. It's brilliant.; September 2, 2011 at 8:40 AM
Travener said...: Yowza, that's some flooding.; September 2, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Julia Munroe Martin said...: Wow, thank GOODNESS you're on high ground! I feel very lucky that we escaped reasonably unscathed (in Maine) although a huge old maple went right through a neighbor's barn.... incredibly scary storm!; September 2, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Samantha Sotto said...: Glad to here that you were safe on high ground. That is a SCARY pic!; September 4, 2011 at 7:13 AM

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Your Much Delayed One-Hit Wonder

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