This random text analyzer tells me
If only, eh?
More likely I write like THESE guys:
If you can name them, I guess I should come up with some sort of thing to send you-- a copy of my new Nabokov-esque novel perhaps?
I could send you a skein of genuine Icelandic wool from Maggie's Farm if you like. (Really)
(Quick thanks to Alicia for the link and Mary W. for the idea to post!)